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We're gonna wipe them out.
All of them! To the very last man!
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We'll destroy them!
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We'll spare no one!
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They all have to go.
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The Mayor, the City Council,
and even the dog-catcher.
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And this machine I'm
working on will do it!
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It's my magic,
remote-controlled voting machine.
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The election's next Tuesday and
I'm voting against the whole ticket.
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How's the machine
coming, Grandpa? Herman...
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when I've got this machine finished,
every time we cast a vote here...
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it will automatically be registered
in every voting machine in the city.
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It won't be a landslide,
it'll be an avalanche.
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Herman, will you come up here?
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Spot's been a bad
boy in the living room.
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Why does this have to happen
every time I come home?
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Spotty was out back
playing in the quicksand...
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and when Eddie went off to
school, he left the door open.
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Spot got in and tracked
mud all through the house.
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In the old country, our pets
were never allowed in the house.
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They hung on a wall of their
cave, where they belonged.
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I must say that Spotty
has been a very bad boy...
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and the time has come
for some stern discipline.
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Don't be mean to him, Uncle
Herman. He might run away again.
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Naughty!
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Spot, come back
here. I didn't mean it.
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Spot!
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Oh, he's run away.
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Well, you came
through again, Herman.
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You broke your
little boy's heart.
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Sometimes you act just
like a regular monster.
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Shucks, I can't
do anything right.
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Don't worry, Eddie.
Spotty will come back.
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And stop biting your nails.
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Besides, Eddie, you're
throwing away the best part.
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Spot's been gone all day. I
bet I'll never see him again.
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Your father's out
whistling for him now.
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Here, Spot!
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No luck so far.
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I guess he just must not
be in the neighborhood.
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Poor Spotty.
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Eddie, while your father has
been making a fiasco of this...
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your loving grandfather has composed
a lost-and-found ad for the paper.
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Grandpa, that's
a wonderful idea.
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"Lost: Family pet...
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"green with yellow scales.
Friendly, affectionate.
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"Answers to the name of Spotty.
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"Breathes fire when hungry. Has
battle-ax scar on left shoulder."
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Lily, Uncle Herman, look
what's in tonight's paper.
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"Creature sighted in sewer.
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"Giant lizard seen by workmen.
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"From time to time, workmen
have encountered eels...
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"and even crocodiles in
the underground pipes.
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"But the creature seen today
by several frightened workmen...
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"was compared in size to
the Loch Ness monster."
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Gee, do you think
that could be Spot?
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I don't think so, Eddie. I mean,
how could Spot frighten anyone?
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"Mayor Handley hints the
creature may be a hoax...
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"to embarrass his administration
on the eve of election.
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"Picture on page three."
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"City employee
gets candid shot."
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Hey, that is Spot. Of course.
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He always was shy about
having his picture taken.
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Pop, can we go down
tomorrow and get him?
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Tomorrow?
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I have a very heavy schedule
at the parlor tomorrow, Eddie.
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Marilyn, you don't have
any classes tomorrow.
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Why don't you go down to City
Hall, explain to them that it's our pet...
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and that we want
him back. All right.
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But I'll take his leash along...
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so he doesn't jump out
of the car into the traffic.
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And, Marilyn, one
word of caution...
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we have a very inefficient
city administration.
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Don't let them tie you
up with a lot of red tape.
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Two reporters are here with who?
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A very attractive young lady.
One of those citrus queens?
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I hope she's wearing a
bathing suit. Nothing like that.
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This is a Miss Munster.
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The reporters found her downstairs
at the Animal Regulation Bureau...
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claiming that thing seen in
the sewer is her family pet.
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Oh.
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I thought that
story was a plant.
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My opponents are going all out to make
me a laughingstock in the community.
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We'll nip this thing in the
bud right now. Send them in.
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This is Miss Munster,
Mayor Handley.
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How do you do?
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I hate to bother you, Mr. Mayor, but
I've been given such a runaround...
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and these nice gentlemen
suggested that I come to your office.
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Well, wasn't that nice
of these gentlemen?
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You see, that so-called "creature" seen
in the sewer is our family pet, Spotty.
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He ran away from home and
I've come to bring him back.
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I see.
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And I suppose that
is little Spotty's collar.
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Yes. I brought it
with me because...
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my Uncle Herman doesn't
want me violating the leash law.
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What do you have to say
about this, Your Honor?
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I have just this to say:
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My office is just a
little too sophisticated
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to give credence to
this ridiculous story.
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But, Your Honor...
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Please, Miss, I'm
a very busy man.
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Eddie, what are you
doing up at this hour?
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I couldn't sleep,
worrying about Spot.
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But, dear, Grandpa and your
father have been out for hours.
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I'm sure they'll have
him back before morning.
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Now, you wouldn't want Woof-Woof
to see you crying, would you?
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Heck! What do you
think he's doing?
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Okay, Herman, here we
are. Now get down there.
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I don't know, Grandpa. I haven't
been down in a sewer in 100 years.
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Believe me, they
haven't changed.
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Quiet!
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Here, would you hold this?
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I can make it. Good.
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What's the matter?
What's the matter?
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You forgot the lantern.
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And don't come
back till you find Spot.
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Here, Spot!
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Well, how do you like that?
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Flaky old sewer.
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Here, Spot!
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Here, Spot!
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Aunt Lily, Uncle
Herman's been out all night.
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Have you heard anything from him?
Not a word, and I'm so worried, Marilyn.
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I'm going in to talk to Grandpa.
He's having breakfast in bed.
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Okay, take it away.
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Come in.
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Grandpa, I have to talk to you.
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What's new?
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What's new? Herman's been
missing all night, that's all.
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Fresh air.
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Who's been missing
all night? Herman.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I put the lid on him at
Sixth and Elm about midnight.
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He'll be home with
Spot before long.
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I'm worried about him
down there in that sewer.
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Now listen, if a member of our
family can't get along underground...
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boy, we're all in trouble!
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Here, Spot!
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Spotty!
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Here, Spot!
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Here, Spot!
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Guess I'll try 14th Street.
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Here, Spot!
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You guys read in the paper about Ed
Barton seeing a creature down here?
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Yeah, he said it
looked like a giant lizard.
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I kind of go along with the mayor.
Sounds like a phony story to me.
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Me too. You know, I think
Ed's playing the psycho bit.
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Wants to be ready to cash in
on Medicare when it comes along.
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Yeah, I've heard all the stories
about crocodiles and eels and stuff.
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But I've been on this job 14 years,
and I've never seen anything...
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that would frighten
me. Me, neither.
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What is that?
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What's wrong with them?
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Just 'cause I didn't shave this
morning is no reason for them to be rude.
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Here, Spot.
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Spot.
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So help us, Your Honor.
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We were sitting there eating our
lunch when this thing came at us.
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It stood up on its hind legs, held
a torch in its claw, and charged us.
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We all saw it, and all we
was drinking was coffee.
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May we quote you as
saying that this may be...
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the mate of the creature
previously sighted?
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Well, I don't think
I'd go that far, no.
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The people of this
city are frightened...
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and they're demanding
some kind of official action.
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"I have always
been a man of action.
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"And I plan to instruct our
Department of Public Works...
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"to plant dynamite at strategic
places in our sewer system...
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"and blast these so-called
'creatures' out in the open."
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"Mayor to blast monsters."
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You know, Henrietta,
I'm a little worried.
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I don't like all this talk about
creatures running loose.
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Well, if you ask me, that mayor's
just making a big thing about this...
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to draw attention
away from his record.
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Ladies, excuse me,
but I seem to be lost.
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Could you direct me
to Mockingbird Lane?
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"Monster sighted again.
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"Frightens shoppers.
Mayor pledges swift action."
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Lily, they think Herman is
some kind of a monster...
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and they're going to use
dynamite in the sewer.
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Oh, dear.
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I hope we can get through
to the mayor and stop him.
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You know, a charge of dynamite
might just damage my Herman.
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It's ringing.
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Hello, Mayor's office.
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Yes, this is Mrs. Herman
Munster, 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
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I want to speak to the
mayor at once please.
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I'm sorry, but Mayor
Handley isn't here.
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But this is an emergency.
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It's my husband and our family
pet the city's planning on blowing up.
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Well, there's nothing
we can do, lady.
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Right now, the mayor is at the
corner of 12th Street and Main.
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He personally is going to set off
the first charge of dynamite at 10:30.
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But...
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Oh, dearie me.
What's the matter, Lily?
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The mayor is planning to blow
up Herman in about 10 minutes.
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There's no time to
lose. We've got to hurry.
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Oh, dear, we've got to get there
before Herman goes to pieces.
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Everyone evacuate the area.
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Evacuate this area.
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All pedestrians,
out of the area.
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As Mayor, I feel
it is my duty...
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to throw the first
dynamite charge...
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to rid our fair city of its
subterranean menace.
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There's a light up ahead.
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Hurry up, Grandpa. We
only have four minutes left.
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A red light.
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Get your license
through the mail order?
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Could you give us another picture,
Your Honor, before you drop the dynamite?
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Oh yes, of course.
All right, go ahead.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Oh, goody!
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Open manhole. At
last, I'll get some action.
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Grandpa, a truck!
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We're all ready,
boys. Now stand back.
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Everyone evacuate the area.
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The mayor is going to set off
the dynamite. Evacuate this area.
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Hold it! Stop!
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All pedestrians,
out of the area.
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Hold it!
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Must be some litterbug up there.
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I'll just toss it right
back up to him.
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Now, what was it you had to say?
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Forget it.
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And then there was
this terrible explosion.
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And the next thing I knew, I was
lying in the gutter three blocks away...
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and Spot was licking my
face. Then what did you do?
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We took a taxi home.
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Of course, when we got here, I
made Spot give it back to the driver.
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Boy, what a catastrophe.
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I haven't spent a night like that
since the last days of Pompeii.
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I think Spot wants to go out.
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Well, you'd better
take him out, Eddie.
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But be sure to keep
him on his leash.
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That's right. Now, we
don't want to lose him again.
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Come on, Spot!
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Now, the main thing is that
we're all together once again...
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as a normal, happy
family. That's right, dear.
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Now my only worry as a
responsible and conscientious citizen...
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is who to vote for in
the election tomorrow.
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How's the machine
coming, Grandpa?
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It's all finished. I had to scrounge around
the house for a few extra parts, but...
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it'll all be ready for tomorrow.
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But, Your Honor, why
are we coming here?
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Because, my dear Ted,
it's obvious these Munsters...
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are behind my opponent's
campaign to ruin me.
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First, Miss Munster came with
that ridiculous story about her pet.
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And then, last night, Mrs.
Munster phoned to tell me that...
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that creature in the
sewer was her husband.
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These are the kind of
people I want on my side.
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Well, when you turn on the charm,
I'm sure you'll have no trouble at all.
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How do you do, Miss Munster?
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Mr. Mayor. How
are you, Your Honor?
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I wonder if we might speak to
your family on a matter of business?
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Why, certainly. Aunt Lily and Uncle
Herman are right in the living room.
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They just finished
breakfast. Won't you come in?
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I knew all along that mayor
was a shifty character.
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He just couldn't stand
there and look me in the eye.
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Well, Herman, the
machine is all finished.
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Now we've got a sure-fire
way to control the election.
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We'll throw all those
bums right out of office.
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Goody.
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Would you explain to me just
once more how the machine works?
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Well, Herman, you
see, this machine...
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is magically connected, by radar,
to every voting machine in the city.
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When you go in and pull
the lever for our candidates...
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automatically, every machine
in the city votes for them.
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Grandpa, you're such a force
for good in this community.
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My mother told
me... to pick this one.
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Just pull that lever
and automatically...
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your vote will be
registered all over the city.
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Well just don't stand
there, hand me the soap!